Photos of South Bank Parklands – March 5, 2007

Anna and I took a few hours to wander around Brisbane’s South Bank Parklands. This area is home to rainforest gardens, a swimming lagoon, walking & cycling paths, craft market, cultural centre and the brand-new GOMA (gallery of modern art) — plus a lot more! It is a beautiful spot within the city, right on the banks of the Brisbane River.

Have a look: Today’s photos are posted in my South Bank photo album. These are best viewed in slideshow mode, so you can see the description of each picture.

It’s alive! Our DSL service was connected today – February 8, 2007


Our DSL connection was completed late this afternoon. Thanks, Optus! Telstra had to cut-over our twisted pair line from its own infrastructure to Optus’ equipment, then Optus turned up our new DSL service on its system.

After a fair amount of playing, the DSL modem and my router have finally reached a peaceful co-existance. And at long last, a broadband connection for our 3 computers! That 1-month credit I was promised hasn’t come through yet … not that this is a big surprise.

The initial speed test results put the DSL line speed between 3.8 – 6 Mbps, with a download speed of 600-780 KB/sec. Not too shabby – Anna is planning to put the DSL service through its paces with some hefty downloads this weekend 🙂

What does this all mean for you? Now that we have the Internet connection running, our Toronto home phone number is back in action — so you don’t need to call long-distance to reach us in Oz. We look forward to your calls!

PS – Rumour has it that Wiarton Willie didn’t see his shadow on Groundhog Day, so Ontario could be in for an early Spring.

Ripped from the headlines – February 8, 2007

Various tales from Australian newspaper headlines over the past week or so … Some funny, some serious.

Google Embarrassed in Australia –
Reporters at The Sydney Morning Herald discovered an embarrassing flaw in Google’s Map product – Google recommends a 10.4 kilometer trip, across the harbor and back, to go the thirty steps from Google’s Sydney headquarters to a hotel located across the street. The suggested route would also include a AU$3 bridge toll. Any query for driving directions from areas east, south or west of Google’s headquarters will suggest the same detour across the harbor, using a toll tunnel or bridge.

Guard dog leaks away a fortune – Lawyer Weekly, 2-Feb-2007
A jeweller from Dusseldorf, in Germany, lost two suitcases full of gold and diamonds when his security guard stopped to allow his dog to find a tree to christen.

Harald Herzmann decided to hire the guard and dog to accompany him to Tirol, Austria, to watch over the 1,522,147 euros ($2,501,257) worth of jewels.

“I often make the journey but not usually with so much jewellery, and had hired a security guard and dog as extra precautions,� he said. “I was walking the dog together with the security man and somebody grabbed the suitcases from the car.�

Police suspect an opportunistic passer by and are making their inquiries.

Aussie couple’s campervan cock-up The Sydney Morning Herald
A holidaying Australian couple got the shock of their lives when police pulled over their campervan and told them they had their eight-year-old daughter.

Gold Coast No.1 for celebrities – The Sydney Morning Herald
A poll lists Queensland as the holiday hot spot for celebrities.

Gold Coast ‘child abuse hot spot’ – Sydney Morning Herald
The Gold Coast has become a hot spot for child abuse and injury by parents with drug and alcohol problems, Queensland Child Safety Minister Desley Boyle says.

Premier savages defence lawyers – The Australian
SOUTH Australian Premier Mike Rann yesterday enraged leading Queens Counsel with an incendiary attack on the state’s criminal defence lawyers, suggesting they are using loopholes in the state’s sexual assault and rape laws.

Project Vista
The Queensland state government is seeking expressions of interest for private-sector partners to build and operate an open-access, ultra high speed broadband network for the people and businesses of Brisbane.

The long, twisted road to DSL – February 6, 2007

Today’s blog is a not-so-brief tale about my exploits in trying to get DSL service in Brisbane.

But before I get into the sordid details of that experience, I will point out some related and unrelated news articles — just in case you want something to read other than my tales of DSL woe

  • Samuel delivers ISPs last warning – The Australian – Local ISPs have been advertising really fast DSL connections (using ADSL2+ technology) – the problem is that most customers will never see those kinds of speeds. ACCC competition chief Graeme Samuel is not amused by the advertising schemes, and wants immediate changes.
  • Samuel stands by Telstra broadband [pricing] decision – Sydney Morning Herald – Graeme Samuel has acknowledged the financial risks Telstra must take to invest in broadband services, but has stood by the regulator’s past price setting decisions.
  • Skype’s new internet phone service in Australia – Sydney Morning Herald – Skype is bringing a new domestic calling plan, where users to pay a monthly subscription and a connection fee but no per-minute charges, to 24 countries including Australia.
  • Apple and Beatles settle trademark dispute – Sydney Morning Herald – Apple and The Beatles settled their long-running trademark dispute over the use of “Apple” as a name and logo, raising hopes that songs by the Fab Four might soon be available as legal downloads.

Now on to my DSL story …

To those of you in the business of providing broadband (high-speed) Internet services using DSL, you should take some solace in knowing that dealing with Telstra, the incumbent provider in Australia, is no better than working with Bell Canada. However, the race for worst-place is a photo finish!

There are so many DSL providers in Australia that any prospective customer who attempts to determine why one provider might be a better choice than another ought to be thoroughly confused. But considering the spotty areas in which high speed Internet is available on (coaxial) cable , it’s no wonder that DSL is so prevalent here. Unfortunately, despite a de-regulation of high-speed services several years ago, DSL without a phone line is not available here. I have yet to determine whether this is a regulatory issue, or simply a business decision by all the service providers. Nevertheless, adding insult to injury, the DSL competitors have to pay Telstra twice – Once for the copper line rental, and again for the DSL service delivered over it! This means a cost to competitors of approximately $32 per line to Telstra. This goes a long way to explaining the $69 average monthly price for DSL services here. (Thankfully, Industry Canada and the CRTC put a stop to double-dipping some time ago).

After wading through hundreds of advertisements and Internet sites, and reading all the fine-print, I had endured enough of trying to find the best deal. With grudging acceptance that we would have to pay $29.95 for a phone line plus $69.95 for broadband Internet access each month, I finally summoned up enough courage to order the services from Optus. This provider had the least restrictive usage rules (read: download surcharges) for the going price of $69 per month, and it included a free DSL modem with no setup fee.

The bad news was that DSL could not be ordered until we had a working phone line and phone number. Argh! Given that Optus provides both these services, I can’t imagine why it was so confusing to the sales rep that I should want to order them … both … at the same time … and no, I don’t have a phone line already.

The voice service was ordered on 11-Jan, and delivery was scheduled for 4 working days out … 17-Jan. This was an accelerated installation. OK, not too bad. But the 17th came and voice service did not work. On 18-Jan we finally reached an Optus rep via phone, and determined that the “code 72� error would have to be investigated on-site by a technician. So a service appointment was booked for the morning of 19-Jan.

The next morning, Thursday 19-Jan, a technician was outside our front gate at 8:00 am to work on the underground wiring panel near the street. Within 30 minutes, we heard a loud rap on the front door – yes, our voice service was working! Kudos to the technician.

Now for the broadband order … I called the Optus agent back to get ADSL2 service. After another half-hour on the phone with Alfred, we had a DSL order … time well spent, you might think! But alas, the installation date for the DSL connection was set for 6-Feb, more than 2 weeks away! Why, oh why? Optus DSL installation has a 10-day lead time. And that fails to consider that 26-Jan is Australia Day, a national holiday, and that Optus will needs 3 business days (before the 10-day lead time starts) during which to verify my request and the quintillion voice recordings I had to make to authorize the switch of service providers from Telstra to Optus. (The quick-thinking among you will recall that I have requested service with Optus, not Telstra.) But OK, at least we have a date.

I was promised that the free ADSL modem would be delivered by courier on Monday 5-Feb, and that Optus DSL service would start working on the morning of 6-Feb. I was further advised there would be a 2-hour outage on the voice line while it was cutover from Telstra equipment to Optus’ facilities during the morning of 6-Feb. So … the wait for broadband began.

We continue to pay a ridiculous price for prepaid dial-up Internet service from Telstra’s BigPond division. A mere $49.95 for 95 hours of dial-up Internet access time! This would mark our third purchase of dial-up service time.

5-Feb came and went with no sign of the DSL modem. At 7pm, I called Optus to find out the score. After looking up my account, the Optus rep advise me that I had been mistaken, that service was not scheduled for installation on the 6th, but for Thursday 8-Feb. I was advised that the date had been the 8th all along, and the modem should arrive by courier on the 8th also. But wait! A message has been received by Optus from Telstra advising that its technicians cannot complete the cutover work to Optus’ infrastructure until the afternoon of the 8th, due to a “high workload.â€� So my DSL service cannot start working until at least the afternoon of 8-Feb. Optus felt that I did not need to know of this change because, in its words, the schedule change was “not customer impacting.â€� Whoa, excuse me? Shouldn’t the customer be the one to decide which schedule changes will cause an impact???

It gets better: If the Telstra work isn’t completed by a certain time on Thursday, it won’t be marked as completed by Telstra systems until the following day. This would mean that Optus’ systems will not be updated until Friday, 9-Feb to enable my DSL connection. So this Thursday 8-Feb is a “maybe� and Friday 9-Feb becomes the “likely� date for my service to be fully connected. But it ain’t over until the DSL gods smile.

The Optus rep, to his credit, was very apologetic. Optus wants my business, he assured me, and he patiently answered my questions – realizing quickly that I know too much about DSL service & setup. We agree, finally, that the date of 8-Feb is dependent on Telstra, and there is nothing that Optus can do to accelerate the installation. The best reparations available seem to be a bill credit for an additional month of free DSL service ($69.95), plus a free month of Optus’ dial-up Internet access to replace the BigPond service until DSL is installed. [We’ll see if those credits transpire.]

And so, on Day 18 (Monday), the wait for broadband continues …. Isn’t it funny how every TV ad for broadband highlights how fast the service is, yet fails to mention how long you will wait to get it connected? A little industry humour, I suppose.

Australia Day – January 26, 2007

Happy Australia Day!

On January 26, 1788 Captain Arthur Phillip took formal possession of the colony of New South Wales and became its first Governor. Australia Day, 26 January, is a national day of celebration where Australians and us wanna-be-Aussies come together to celebrate what’s great about Australia and being Australian.

This makes today a perfect one for me to enlighten you with some observations about life in Oz! This is a unique combination of advice I wish I had heard before we moved, and a few quirks about life “Down Under.” So, grab your Australia-shaped hamburger and a bottle or three of Toohey’s, and just relax -Â There are no dramas here.

#1 – Look right

Let’s start with an easy one: Cars approach from the right, not the left as in North America. The advice of “look right” should be self-explanatory.

#2 – No room for fluffy in the inn

Neither the city councils nor the “body corporate” (that’s a condo board of directors to the rest of us) look fondly upon cats and other pets in rental situations. So if you have a pet, you will almost certainly be forced to look for a detached home.

For those who do not already have a pet, you can always find several thousand of the local favourites to call your own! That’s right, get your fleas here. Many houses have ’em, and you can have some too!Â

(Regular treatment by pest control keeps them away — or try some natural prevention, such as putting basil in the window.)

#3 – Rent/Lease payments on cars and accommodation are priced by the week

Self-explanatory perhaps, but a difficult adjustment for us newbies who are used to thinking in monthly terms. We thought, “Wow, rent is really inexpensive!” But that changed once we realized that key appliances like a fridge aren’t typically included in your rent.

#4 – Brissy

Here’s a little Aussie grammar for you. If you can shorten a regular word by putting “issy” or “ey” on the end, then do it.

One more thing: Steve Irwin notwithstanding, no self-respecting Australian actually says “Crikey!

#5 – One Hundred Points

Get used to the idea that, no matter what you’re doing – from opening a bank account to applying for a rental property – you will be asked for “100 points” of identification.

This means at least one piece of government-issued photo ID with your signature, plus up to 3 additional pieces of identification. Each type of ID carries a different point value depending on the service to which you are applying, so be prepared to show multiple forms of ID.

#6 – “No dramas”

A classic Australian expression, which means something of “no worries,” “no problem,” and/or “you’re welcome.”

It may also be used to offer assistance. For example, “If there any dramas, give me a call and I’ll sort it out.”

#7 – Indooroopilly

The pronunciation of many suburb names in Brisbane bears almost no resemblance to their spelling. The locals will (rightly) laugh out loud at your weak attempt at their pronunciation. It may sound mean-spirited, but you’ll get used to it!

So the correct pronunciation of Indooroopilly – at least, as close as I can get with my Canadian eh! accent – is “Indro pill ee.”

#8 – Wonder bread

The classic Aussie BBQ … perfect for Australia Day! Get your shrimp, sausage, and burgers, all served up on … sliced bread??

What’s up with that? Well, we scoured the grocery stores and managed to find one package of 6 hot dog buns for the low price of $3.91. Don’t even mention about hamburger buns, they just don’t seem to exist here.

The local solution is two slices of white or wholemeal bread, plain and simple. Oh, don’t forget the coleslaw and sweet chili sauce — and lots of it!

#9 – Free TV has the best shows

Australian free-to-air television channels such as Seven are running the new-release North American shows, including this season’s “24” and “Heroes.” The paid digital cable channels, on the other hand, are showing “Murder She Wrote” alongside 5-year old episodes of “ER.” Go figure.

And finally #10 – Sunblock

What can I say? Any country where a red-headed Canadian boy an buy a 1 LITRE jug of SPF-30 sunblock is OK by me.

Hey mate, please pass another Toohey’s from the esky. I’m going for more of that chili sauce!

Later, eh?